thanksgiving weekend mishap

Do you ever look back on a haphazard, off-the-cusp decision and smack your forehead? Today is one of those days for me. Oy veh. The low down on today's smack in the forehead... without full sentences... because it just hurts too much~

In a Plano hotel with a kitchenette in our room, hanging with my mom and Collin for the holiday weekend. Left a pork loin on our hotel stove on the lowest setting. Went to IKEA. Came back to a smoke-filled room. No fire alarm or sprinklers, at least... except that maybe its disconcerting that the smoke alarms weren't freaking out. Spend next few hours trying to detox the room. Walmart cashier asks if we smell something burning as we are checking out with 2 bottles of Febreeze and an air purifier. "Yea, that's just us... *5 second awkward silence* We're that hot."